blackinkedfeather:

uncannycookie:

sonicsarah1117:

straightasdeanwinchester:

viiviirs:

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER

@uncannycookie I saw this and thought of you, I hope this helps!

You taunt me with broken links, you fiend. I shall cry forever now, dreaming of what could have been… T-T

@uncannycookie​ Tried fixing these. Hope they work now again

If it still not works then deleting “http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2F“ in front of the page’s actual URL, replacing every 2%F with a slash, and (at the end of the URL) deleting “&t=“ including the string of numbers/letters/signs that follow after that should do the trick.

such-justice-wow:

theangrybi:

emoteddybae:

spacexualkids:

no offense but yall gotta stop acting like its the end of the world if a bi girl ends up with a guy

but then there’s no cute lesbian-ness and that’s what makes it so gr8

Bisexual women are not lesbians, and do not choose their partners based on how appealing they are to you, you gross fuck

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huffletrax:

flish-didnt-die:

alsoluci-morningstar812:

huffletrax:

linoyowiii:

huffletrax:

archivefullofyoutubers:

huffletrax:

van-arts:

huffletrax:

Anti doesn’t banish people to the dark void to torment them, he sends them to an airport!

And make the planes delayed

For half a day

And there’s nothing sold in duty free!

There’s plenty sold but it’s all cigarettes and jumbo perfume. The restaurant is a little-chef and the gates are announced 10 min before boarding.

That’s when you realise you can’t find your boarding pass….

And there’s no Wi-Fi.

Or ports to recharge your phone that you swear wasn’t on 5% the last time you checked

You finally are free from the hell that was the airport. You’re finally on the plane, but it isn’t taking off. That doesn’t matter to you because at least you’re not in the airport. People are muttering, wondering why the plane hasn’t moved, and then the announcement comes that you were dreading

“I’m sorry ladies and gentlemen, but there seems to be an issue with the engine. You will all have to return to the airport and we will try to organise another flight for you”

You begin to dissociate. Plane after plane. Nothing happens. No flight.

Someone walks towards you while you’re waiting.

“Y/N, right?” You look up, to see a bald man with a long beard. Like a king from a video game, except not a king and not from a video game. He has a faint German accent, long since faded from being here. You nod.

“Nice to meet you. I’m Henrik.”

You begin to wonder how long the German sounding guy has been here as you look into his tired blue eyes. You shake his wrinkled hand. He seems to know what you’re thinking and smiles weakly.

“You have the same look as a friend of mine, there’s already a wariness in you. My friend didn’t talk much but he had that look too” he croaks “but perhaps you won’t make the same mistake he did” he turned around. “No matter what happens, don’t take the free string” It’s a cryptic warning that you don’t understand and you want to question what it means but as soon as you blink, Henrick is gone…

secret-soup:

cincosechzehn:

jedi-giraffe:

gothtigger92:

liho907lilo:

Everyone going shopping on Black Friday, be aware of three things:

The retail workers are working 12 hours shifts. We are threatened with losing our jobs if we don’t show up unless we’re dying in the hospital. I had an assistant manager show up with fucking strep because he would’ve been fired otherwise. Yes, he did infect 7 and hospitalize 2 coworkers; who knows how many members of the public he infected.

The stores have, maybe, 5 of that special cheap thing you’re after. Corporate does this on purpose, and stores are not allowed to order enough. The prices aren’t even that much lower. They lie about how expensive something is to fool you into thinking you’re getting a discount. You aren’t.

Most of the workers you will come across will be new hires for the sole purpose of being bodies for about three months before they’re fired. They actually don’t know anything because they’ve been working there for maybe two weeks, and have had no real training. I was once hired at Staples a week before Black Friday and expected to know how to deal with phones, coupons, the online ordering site, and AS400 after five 6-hour shifts. This is the kind of person you will likely be dealing with at Black Friday.

Do me and my retail family a favor and don’t shop Black Friday. Any company that needs a sale day like Black Friday to get their sales out of the red doesn’t deserve to be in business. 

This also goes for anyone that works shipment too. We’re suddenly expected to stay as late as they want you to even if they know you don’t have a car and rely on a ride to get you to and from work and know you can’t stay late. Shipment workers will suddenly start getting berated for not getting things done and it is by far the most stressful time to be a shipment worker for any store. Especially when they throw in new hires that don’t know how to process things and are expected to work at the same pace as the people that have worked there for a while.

Retail is shit around the holidays, especially Black Friday

ok fellow millenials, it’s time to kill black friday

LET’S KILL BLACK FRIDAY

This goes double for Thanksgiving. More and more places are opening late on Thanksgiving; Gamestop is opening at 3 PM on Thanksgiving. My employer is and always has been open 24 hours on Thanksgiving.

Sometimes going out is unavoidable, please be as kind and understanding to the people forced to work as possible.

toomanylokifeels:

shaylogic:

shaylogic:

Bb MCU Loki: *scrapes knee* mom why is my blood blue

Frigga, super Done and staying out of it: ask your father

Loki: dad, why do I have blue blood?

Odin, sweating: because you’re royalty, of course

Thor: *scrapes elbow* dad, i’m royalty, too, right? Why’s my blood red?

Odin, sweating bullets: you’re adopted

Odin panicking and telling Thor he’s the adopted one instead is peak comedy.

boyheroics:

let damian wayne do mundane child things but let him to it in that extreme way of his!! like he discovers legos and hes obsessed, he replicates wayne manor and blows 800 bucks on the project. he finds glowing ceiling stars are a thing and he maps out detailed constellations on the ceiling. let damian wayne have fun