kitkat1003:

theenbywitch:

kitkat1003:

Reflections, Regrets, Revenge

@theenbywitch @thewannabee @darkwarf @markired @septic-dr-schneep

Whatever happened to the DA?

(This is a fic about my “Blank is the DA” theory, and it has a lot of HeadCanons bc the DA doesn’t have a lot of personality given, and neither does Blank.  Diggory Ainsley was the name I chose bc I thought it’d be funny if the DA’s initials were DA, and the name also means Lost and Alone ;3c.  Anyway, enjoy!)

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quitoito:

official-daft-punk:

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

kagetsukai:

yournewapartment:

thesnadger:

Since once in a blue moon I actually discover a decent rule for adulting, and since I know I have followers a few years younger than me who are just entering the workforce, I want to tell you about a very important phrase. 

“I won’t be available.”

Imagine you’re at work and your boss asks you to come in on Saturday. Saturday is usually your day off–coming in Saturdays is not an obligation to keep your job. Maybe you were going to watch a movie with a friend, or maybe you were just going to lie in bed and eat ice cream for eight hours, but either way you really, really don’t want to give up your day off.

If you consider yourself a millennial you’ve probably been raised to believe you need to justify not being constantly at work. And if you’re a gen-Z kid you’re likely getting the same toxic messages that we did. So in a situation like that, you might be inclined to do one of three things:

  1. Tell your boss you’d rather not give up your day off. Cave when they pressure you to come in anyway, since you’re not doing anything important.
  2. Tell your boss you’d rather not give up your day off. Over-apologize and worry that you looked bad/unprofessional.
  3. Lie and say you’ve got a doctor’s appointment or some other activity that feels like an adequate justification for not working.

The fact is, it doesn’t matter to your boss whether you’re having open heart surgery or watching anime in your underwear on Saturday. The only thing that affects them is the fact that you won’t be at work. So telling them why you won’t be at work only gives them reason to try and pressure you to come in anyway.

If you say “I won’t be available,” giving no further information, you’d be surprised how often that’s enough. Be polite and sympathetic in your tone, maybe even say “sorry, but I won’t be available.” But don’t make an excuse. If your boss is a professional individual, they’ll accept that as a ‘no’ and try to find someone else. 

But bosses aren’t always professional. Sometimes they’re whiny little tyrants. So, what if they pressure you further? The answer is–politely and sympathetically give them no further information.

“Are you sure you’re not available?” “Sorry, but yes.”

“Why won’t you be available?” “I have a prior commitment.” (Which you do, even if it’s only to yourself.)

“What’s your prior commitment?” “Sorry, but that’s kind of personal.”

“Can you reschedule it?” “I’m afraid not. Maybe someone else can come in?”

If you don’t give them anything to work with, they can’t pressure you into going beyond your obligations as an employee. And when they realize that, they’ll also realize they have to find someone else to come in and move on.

IMPORTANT!! PLEASE READ!!

Just like with many other parts of life, learn to say ‘no’ to people. You are important. Don’t kill yourself for another person, esp. if they are your boss.

theleastlunatic:

morthils:

cephalopodvictorious:

spacemomalex:

next-venoms:

tr1angl3:

fadingthebiscuit:

acti-veg:

Just a head’s up, when meat eaters say things like “I’m glad you’re not like most vegans you’re cool about it” what they really mean is “I’m glad you’re silent about animal cruelty so I can eat animals without having to think about it.”

No actually what they likely mean is “I’m glad you’re not like PETA and compare women’s bodies to beef and pork” or “I’m glad you’re not the type of asshole who blames poor people for not being able to afford healthy vegan foods instead of getting upset at the grocery chains who throw out tons and tons of perfectly good produce”

see also: “im glad youre not one of those vegans who compares the meat industry to the holocaust”. anti-semetic, sexist, racist, and classist rhetoric is unfortunately quite common among vegans and it’s disingenuous as hell to act like having an issue with that is silencing vegans.

Also “I’m glad you aren’t one of those vegans who thinks I should put my health on the line”

“I’m glad you don’t harass me over my life choices because you’re a decent fucking human being who realizes that throwing humans under the bus so you can have an ego trip is a shitty thing to do”

Also: I’m glad you’re not one of those vegans who lies about what’s in food they’re feeding me when I ask about my allergens so that I don’t have to risk literally dying

“i’m glad you’re not literally blaming global climate change on me, personally, for liking cheese while corporations dump pollution directly into the ozone by the ton because it saves them a few dollars”

“i’m glad you’re not getting on a moral high horse about animal cruelty while ignoring the human rights abuses that go into farming your vegan faves like quinoa”

THAT LAST ONE

thebluehearted:

[Jack and Mark after meeting each other’s Egos. ]

Jack: Mark… Why are all your Egos crazy?! I’m concerned about you…

Mark:I don’t know what you mean?

Jack: *listing off his fingers*Wilford actively kills people weekly,Dark doesn’t stop him from killing people but encourages it, Yan kills anyone who looks at his senpia, Google wants to destroy humanity, Bim murders ‘losers’ of his game show, Author and Host ruin people’s lives for fun. ARE ANY OF THEM NICE?!

Mark:… Well there’s King and Bing.

Jack:… King and Bing?

King: *runs through the yard with peanut butter on his face*COME MY LOYAL SUBJECTS LET’S COLLECT NUTS FOR THE WINTER!

Bing: *follows after King,his arms covered in peanut butter*WOOOOO!LET’S GO SQUIRREL BRO!

Jack:… You need help.

Mark: I NEED HELP?! Why are all your Egos so, sad and lonely and mental?

Jack:… They’re perfectly happy!

Mark: Chase has depression and drinks like theres no tomorrow, Marvin is so lonely he talks to himself, Jackaboy-Man had NO self-presvation and is constantly getting hurt or almost dying. Henrik, has lost HOW MANY PATIENTS?! JJ can’t even speak, and Anti is completly INSANE.

Jack & Mark:… I think we both got issues…

Ethan: *blinks with shock and stares*YOU THINK?! GOD, YOU ARE CRAZY!

Blank:… Is now not a good time,to introduce myself…

Ethan: NO.