markiplier-egos:

Hi if you’re a teacher who’s median and mean class grades is below 80% you are a dick and need to learn how to teach better, cause this is bullshit

I have a 3.34 GPA and struggle to get a C in your class??? You’re doing something wrong

magicteaparties-inwonderland:

perryplat:

phinflynn:

“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

“Not yet Ferb.”

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

Ferb I know what were gonna do today

septemberfirst1989:

car commercials: Smooth. *over footage of it driving on a mountain road* Luxurious. Powerful. Godlike. This Car Is The Secret To Your Happiness. Buy It And Transcend Human Emotion

jewel commercials: WOW! REAL PRIME 45-CARAT STERLING SILVER WITH PEARLS FORGED IN ATLANTIS! CALL NOW TO BUY IT FOR OOOOONLY $100!!! HALF OFF!!!!!!! LIMITED EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSTANT CLASS FOR CHEAP CHEAP PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waterpark commercials: Come for a weekend of family enjoyment! 🙂 Splash! Bash! Laugh! :)) Teens and adults alike agree that this park is fun for all ages! *wolf noise* You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit!

restaurant commercials:  Its Back

hypnictwitch:

madmaudlingoes:

tygermama:

penfairy:

why DO teenage girls go through a witch/occult phase? I had tarot cards and a spellbook and I knew a group of girls who messed with ouija boards and another who had ghost hunting equipment. “oh yeah Cindy’s just going through that girly phase where she tries to raise the dead.”

theory – we want power and know our culture doesn’t want to give us any?

Addendum: witches are one of the few cultural figures of female empowerment that don’t derive their power from their relationship to a man.

Galaxy brain: all women have suppressed magic inside them waiting to be unleashed

riotpunch:

hank hill drinks respect women juice

peppapigvevo:

poissoncrater:

personasummoner:

casualcissexism:

s-squishysquibbles:

how to design a family where each member looks unique yet still similar enough to be related

how to not

and if anyone wants to complain because “ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF ANIMATION!!!”

don’t wanna talk pixar?

 

Ok but these three all look the same so what now

they are. triplets. they are. identical.

IM DYING AT THE TRIPLETS FROM BRAVE

markiplier-egos:

fleecal:

markiplier-egos:

Huh? Have you sent to me recently?? I haven’t gotten any asks since Saturday night

Yeah. Some stuff.

The above ask I sent via my PC, whereas mostly I use the app. I have been sending you stuff but you weren’t responding to it so I guest tumbler with eating it. I’ll try to send the asks I remember via PC.

This is the top stuff in my inbox right now so yeah I guess the app is sucking ass again

:0

@markiplier-egos I tried to submit this to you twice but it didn’t work. I got bored and made this.

markiplier-egos:

Huh? Have you sent to me recently?? I haven’t gotten any asks since Saturday night

Yeah. Some stuff.

The above ask I sent via my PC, whereas mostly I use the app. I have been sending you stuff but you weren’t responding to it so I guest tumbler with eating it. I’ll try to send the asks I remember via PC.