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westernskynaida:

moonlandingwasfaked:

the-goat-of-dojima:

This might actually be worse than the infinity stones thing lmao

Not to mention, the 500 Atoms apparently can only buy you a door and a couple of plants

the-stray-liger:

on the plus side we’ll always have jenna marbles

Source: the-stray-liger

kai-ni:

greglestrade:

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me

other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand

#1 has worked in retail

#2 hasn’t

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

tattletales are lawful evil

Yes, Kevin, I brought my Game Boy to school. Did it bring you joy when you told the teacher? Did it satisfy your bloodlust when she confiscated it from me? You are no paragon of virtue. You are a beast. A vile monstrosity who feeds on suffering. The laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise.

i mean yea of course you should report actual harmful behavior but if you told mrs henderson that some kid brought his yugioh cards to school cause you wanna be the teacher’s pet, then you’re just a cop

communistcrystalgems:

frankendykes-monster:

Use this meme format:

DONE

fangirltothefullest:

florida-69:

wizzard890:

the most ice-cold read on broadway I’ve ever seen in my life

I tore my torso off and sent it fedex ground to Chicago 😂

As a theatre major I am DYING THIS IS SO ACCURATE.

jvk-illustrations:

I drew a quick chart about good wrist and finger exercise before playing Splatoon (or engaging in any other intense activity such as but not limited to gaming in general, programming, drawing, computer work etc.)
As with all stretching exercise, these should only be done in moderate speed. You only want to loosen up, not break your hands!!

… and it kinda exploded on twitter haha

Source: jvk-illustrations