Headcanon

Marvin is a descendant of Merlin.

Grading my 3rd graders papers and I see this 😭

Shane: you ever just let your eyes roll to the back of your head, levitate, spit fire, and grow horns just to flex on the mortals?

Ryan, shaking while aiming his holy water gun at him: c-can’t say that I do, Shane…

crabs-in-a-trench-coat:

thisiswhereipoststuffs:

tilthat:

TIL After translating their slogan ‘Pepsi gives life’ into Chinese, Pepsi executives were stunned to discover that they’d just spent millions of dollars announcing ‘Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back from the Grave’ in one of their ad-campaigns in China.

via reddit.com

That’s some really strong pepsi

Bepis unlimited

onion-souls:

fenrissama:

onion-souls:

tilthat:

TIL that with each degree of temperature rise, violence increases by up to 20%

via reddit.com

Fight crime by reducing Earth’s temperature to 0° Kelvin.

Time stops at zero Kelvin

Crime stops at zero Kelvin

incorrect-ego-quotes:

The Colonel, to a newly formed Dark: i am gonna go and bawl my eyes out, and then i will be back to physically fight you.

1(one) trans-girl zombie idol

asexual-sheep:

naomimightbeasian:

charlotte-feng:

This is Lily

She’s confident

She stands up for herself

And her friends respect her

More of this please

i am a japanese person here to confirm that yes she is trans if you watch the episode and know everything being said there is literally no question that she is trans. the fact that she is trans is also relevant to the plot/her death. any “trans jokes” made in the episode only further emphasized how “Masao” was not a fitting name for her at all, and how she truly is Lily, always will be, and tbh, always has been. there’s no “liberty with the subtitles” japan has an LGBTQ community and I won’t stand for these ignorant westerners erasing that.

People going around saying that Crunchyroll made up the fact she was trans to push an agenda just further justifies my thinking that the anime community is shit.