So. Warm. Even their scales feel smooth against your skin, like a hot stone massage.
Werewolf
They’re not naturally heated, but they are so fluffy. Curl up in a werewolf cuddle puddle and take the best nap of your life.
Animal Spirit
They’re not as large as dragons or werewolves, but tell me you wouldn’t be happy to have a little fox spirit dozing on your stomach?
Selkie
Okay, these ocean puppies are a little wet and slippery, but without their seal coat they’re chubby and soft cuddle partners.
Demigod
Demigods leave little tingles all over your skin, like a champagne bath.
Elf
Most elves are a little wiry, but you’ll love the feel of those strong arms wrapped around you.
Psychic
He knows exactly how you like to be held. It’s cool; you can be the big spoon.
Wizard
Does magic add to the cuddle experience? That’s up to you, but wizards can offer you a variety of experiences. Have you ever wanted to lay in a cloud? Done.
Slayer
He’s a human, but he’s got those callouses that you like on his hands.
Fairy
His elbows are as sharp as his wit.
Nature Spirit
Congrats, here’s your badge, you’re an official tree hugger.
Merman
The tail is more difficult to maneuver than you assumed, and he’s always kind of damp.
Demon
The spines on his tail feel great when he’s scratching an itch for you, not so much when they’re digging into your thigh.
Reaper
He’s not so bad, except he sometimes gets too relaxed and phases you both out of the mortal realm.
Gods
You can’t look directly at them, or you will go blind.
Incubus
If you struggle with insomnia, lay down with an incubus until you drop into an exhausted sleep.
Vampire
Vampires are an excellent cuddle choice if it’s the middle of the summer and your AC has gone out. Like an ice pack.
(Image description: three boxes, one blue on the left, one pink in the top right, and one black on the bottom right; the blue box contains a decorative trans symbol border, the pink box contains the words “No gender? No problem?” in black text, and the black box contains a pink transgender symbol. End image description.)
Yea I think gender is a construct and that its not real.
“Then why do you identify with your assigned gender??”
Because im LAZY and my gender doesn’t MATTER TO ME. Call me corn chip for all I care. The utter THOUGHT of the WORK I’d have to put in to explain my COMPLEX FEELINGS on gender to FUCKIN EVERYONE exhausts me
Imagine calling your giant 8 foot something werewolf s/o “puppy”. They feign annoyance everytime you do. Huffing, sometimes even snarling as they avert their gaze. Maybe you can’t make out the blush under their thick fur but there is no way they can hide how excitedly their tail wags with each “puppy” directed at them. No matter how much they try to hide it. They’re just one big, happy puppy.
Small child full of Bees 
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