butterflyinthewell:

Something for the martyr autism-hating moms who will start whining on Christmas…

Your child’s autism didn’t ruin Christmas. You ruined Christmas for your autistic child by forcing them into situations they can’t handle and wondering why they had a huge meltdown.

Autism doesn’t ruin Christmas. People who refuse to understand it do.

sadwhitebread:

So since Gavin is Gen Z and Hank is a Millennial we know that they 100% quote vines

Gavin: Road work ahead?

Hank, from across the precinct: UH YEAH, I SURE HOPE IT DOES

Connor, LED spinning red: ????

Hank: Four female ghostbusters?

Gavin, from Fowler’s office: The feminists are taking over!

In unison: IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

Connor, hiding under a desk: ???

reverseblackholeofwords:

hawkeye221b:

YEAH YOU!

GAME THEORY IS DOING A CHARITY LIVE STREAM RIGHT NOW

IF ANYONE WANTS TO HELP OUT WITH IT, THEY’LL BE ON YOUTUBE FOR THE NEXT 8-ISH HOURS

My nerd children are raising money to help with mental illness, and Nate is going to be there!! Today is a good day indeed!!

clareodonnell:

Another meme

just-call-me-emrys:

So y’all know that post that was going around a few years ago?

About the kid born as a “main character” (pink hair, superpowers, the works) but that kid was like “….yeah not feelin it, bye” and basically dodges every attempt the universe makes to try and force them to be a main character while similtaneously using their powers to privately be super dramatic and sarcastic?

They made an anime like that.

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.

Please go watch it.

inkabelledesigns:

spookyghostiesandthings:

derpomatic:

glumshoe:

semoka:

glumshoe:

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set.

Misdirection – “Get him, Lasereye!”
“Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

This is my cup of tea.

transmed-dva:

Raising kids without strict gender roles and letting them play with what they want, wear what they want, etc.: 👍👍👍👍👍👍

Raising kids as “genderless”, causing needless confusion and complications for them: 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎