those posts criticizing common writing patterns in fanfiction are so fucking harmful and they ruined me
so like yknow what??? People tell you to avoid “smirk” and “chuckle” as descriptors because no one does those things (???) but then when I need to use those words I have a ten minute crisis about how I’m a shitty writer. So heres my unwarranted writing advice: If you want your characters to smirk and chuckle fucking let them and don’t let anyone tell you that no one smirks or chuckles because I do both on a daily basis whenever I tell a shitty pun, bye
If I have to read another post by some fetishizing fujoshi brat about "FRIDGING!!!!“/“BURY YOUR GAYS!!!!” happening a show centered around a war, a zombie apocalypse, or any other event in which lots and lots of people will inevitably die at once regardless of sexuality I’m going to physically manifest in y’alls house and rip out your uvula.
If the next dark side is revealed and he’s not green or orange I think we’re all gonna lose our collective minds. Especially me. I’m gonna lose my mind. I’ve been working under the assumption that the rainbow theory is true for like since January.
Alternate options to orange/green:
The next dark side wears black clothing like Virgil used to
The next dark side is pink
The next dark side wears every color. They ARE the rainbow theory
Two of the next dark sides show up and they’re both wearing orange AND green
The next dark side is dressed like they’re from the 90s and looking at them makes everyone’s eyes burn
The next dark side just wears whatever Thomas is wearing
The next dark side shows up as Patton like deceit did but this time that’s just what they look like
The next dark side shows up wearing nothing. They refuse to put on clothes
Each one of these is more terrifying than the last
Small child full of Bees 
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