Do you think Peter would follow his mentor’s (father’s) footsteps and go around adopting every child he sees
Peter, with Cassie on his shoulders: Mr Stark she is my new daughter and I have already dedicated 50% of my will to her
Tony: ?????
Scott: I mean he’s babysitting for freeso
Peter: May meet my son whom I love to death
Harley: I’m older than y-
May, pouring pulp-free orange juice for Cassie: bold of you to assume that would change his mind
Morgan Stark: Daddy yelled at me 😦
Peter, already webbing Tony’s workshop door shut and gathering adoption papers: I am your father now
Tony, stuck inside his workshop: peter I swear to fuCKING GOD
Tony, at his weekly therapy session: It’s getting out of hand. He brought home a terrifying slime alien a few days ago and told me it’s my new grandson. I haven’t slept in three days.
May: honey we think it’s time for an intervention
Peter, smuggling an escaped chimpanzee into his room through the window: what for
Peter, age 35: nobody knows I’m still alive. Everyone close to me is dead. My family, my friends, all gone. What more do I have to live f-
Miles Morales: *smashes peter into a train during an escape attempt* oH NO i’M sORRY mR pARKER
Peter:
Peter, whipping out the adoption papers under his sleeve, tears in his eyes: I am your father now
Somehow… he managed to break the laws of physics again….
Based on a post i saw long time ago about videogame bugs… I can’t find the post… it had funny gifs and a picture of a guy sitting in the air… thought it’d fit Wilford’s personality XD
Why is it cute and trendy for girls to wear men’s flannel shirts and baggy boy’s sweatpants, but when a boy tries to wear anything remotely close to girl’s clothes, they are considered “girly” or “gay”?
Do you know why?
Do you want to know why?
Because our society thinks its degrading to be feminine.
GIVE THIS THING AS MANY NOTES AS POSSIBLE. EVERYBODY MUST SEE THIS AND HAVE IT ON THEIR BLOG. HOLY SHIT.
No its because most boys look ridiculous in girls clothes, but girls look decent in “boyfriend” clothes. Stop trying to make EVERY THING into some form of female oppression.
It’s not “boyfriend” clothes. Clothes do not inherently have gender, they are pieces of fabric and no one cares about your hetero insertions. There was a time when it was normal for young men to wear dresses, clothing was much more gender neutral.
Cute little boys in their boy dresses!
And dresses and skirts look fine on men:
In different cultures around the world different items of clothing are worn that in many countries would be seen as feminine:
And they all look fabulous as fuck, like wow!
The only reason you think so now is because you are socialised differently. Which is ok, that happens, but when you assert things as facts and don’t look at any of the culture behind them you looking like an anal fissure.
Do not project your issues onto other men, men can wear whatever the fuck they want and look fabulous as hell.
Small child full of Bees 
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