noneed4thistbh:

sandersstudies:

Your friendly local hick (me) was giving a work presentation to a class that had some audience participation.

A suburban white boy answering a question stumbled through a statement where he was clearly trying to find a polite replacement for “hick” or “redneck” and I s2g this kid said “yeehaw folk.”

I wrote that shit up on the board and said, “I am, in fact, a yeehaw folk,” as my coworker just lost his shit laughing.

this is right up there with the person who couldn’t decide whether to use sir or ma’am to address to address someone and ended up saying captain

“What a beautiful wedding,” Said the bridesmaids to the waiter.

markiplier-egos:

fleecal:

markiplier-egos:

fleecal:

markiplier-egos:

The only time this song would be appropriate at an actual wedding would be Bim and Ruzha’s because they’re both whores and we love them.

Nah cause Ruzha will hear someone call her a whore and she’ll just go. “HELL YEAH I AM” and make outwits the official that married them as Bim cheers her on

Omg Children

The only wedding couple that makes out with each bridesmaid and groomsmen at their reception and invites three of each to their honeymoon

Wowie.