vorecrimes:

charybdis-sans-fond:

imsuchacapricorn:

imsuchacapricorn:

caffeinatedcorvid:

lady-caryatid:

daffodyke:

doctormemes:

symmetraismygf:

squeezemetillipop:

hornsandblackwool:

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

People like this exist. Interesting.

this story has a part 2

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

I thought it was the same person ngl.

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

THERE’S AN UPDATE

Stephanie is a true hero.

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

Source: goldhornsandblackwool

take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool:

fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan:

nuttersincorporated:

the-argumentative-viper:

probablyvampirerpgideas:

anachronistic-cat:

probablyvampirerpgideas:

Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.

So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess

… can i use that phrase irl?

Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.

Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.

You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly
knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk
backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.

I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.

I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito

alloqueers:

alloqueers:

bi, ace, and nb people are allowed to get mad when things don’t include us. we’re allowed to feel hurt and talk about that hurt without getting called “cringy” or whatever the fuck. can you get your head out of your ass for one goddamn second and ask yourself why seeing ace, bi, and nb representation makes you so angry

aro, pan, and queer people are allowed to get mad when things don’t include us. we’re allowed to be hurt and talk about that hurt without getting called cringy. if seeing pan, aro, and queer people talk about our lack of representation makes you angry then you need to question why that is and address it.

hinaofficial:

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”