million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.
Fact:
They actually did that.
cannot. stop. laughing.
Nature’s steady cam, once again one step ahead of us.
Consider: Found Footage Horror but it’s all filmed by Chicken Cams
Harry, Hermione, and Ron are killed early in their search for Horcruxes. Voldemort orders a full invasion of Hogwarts to find the remaining ones. In a panic, Hogwarts is evacuated. One student slept through the evacuation order: 4th year American transfer student Kevin McCallister.
I would like to go on the record as saying….i hate this…….
He’d win
That is part of why….I hate it……bc I genuinely to the core of my being believe that Macaulay Culkin could probably have finished Voldemort faster than the golden trio & Dumbledore combined…………this kid could play a fake recording of Dumbledore saying “Merry Christmas ya filthy animal” with the sound of spells being fired off from the Room of Requirement and Tom Riddle would be tf out of there so fast & slip on a Portable Swamp and fall down a changing staircase…………..
honestly getting possessed by a demon sounds kinda cool but getting used as a vessel by an angel would be so fucking lame. like, imagine if someone hijacked your body and then used it to do the heavenly equivalent of customer service instead of causing mayhem and mischief. “blessing” my ass. i’d be pissed.
Since you’re still in there with them, it’s like being the tiny demon in the back of their head, teaching them how to get rowdy and have fun
god you’re so fucking right. i retract my previous statement, sharing a body with an angel would be hilarious.
Small child full of Bees 
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