kelgrid:

prokopetz:

Alternative to the tired old wizard-with-a-sugar-daddy interpretation of the patron/warlock relationship in Dungeons & Dragons:

  • Clueless boss and long-suffering employee, whose powers are basically the magical equivalent of pilfering office supplies for personal use
  • Scheming master and duplicitous apprentice who are totally open about their loathing for each other and are keen to see who betrays whom first
  • Bureaucratic devil and soul-peddling diabolist with a contract a mile long, each honestly believing they’re getting the better of the other
  • Glowering quartermaster and loose-cannon operative, whose record for getting results just barely justifies the expense of employing them
  • Indifferent parent who pays their estranged offspring’s allowance like clockwork but otherwise prefers to deal with them as little as possible
  • Vast, slumbering god-monster and amoral parabiologist who knows which spots to poke with a stick to provoke particular autonomic responses

You forgot the most important

melodicsiren:

dynamicafrica:

Colorized Historical Photos of African-Americans

is it just me, or does seeing old pictures in color make the time period feel more real?

Source: dynamicafrica

goldenoceanablog:

Alright but Eric would really benefit from being around the egos. Especially dark since he has a hellhound which I’m guessing is basically immortal.

I’m just imagining Eric being really shaking around Dark Chica at first but even after she falls off the roof, gets hit by multiple cars, fights bears, and gets shot by Will (it was an accident) all of this happening under his care. She just comes right back up to him with a smile on her face because this is the first time she’s ever been played with properly.

After a while he’d probably just stop worrying and enjoy playing with her, even if she does destroy everything in sight.

Dark enjoys this because Eric makes sure she is always fed so no more accidents happen.