Quick Depression Pro Tip™: not terribly hygienic but still. keep a thing of dental floss on your bedside table
(and a dry toothbrush if you’re feeling ambitious. and toothpaste if you want to challenge the gods)
Quick Depression Pro Tip 2™: put on socks. your home probably isn’t super duper clean. socks will at least help you feel clean.
A Continuation: this also goes for changing into fresh pajamas! especially useful when your sheets aren’t clean/there are crumbs in the bed.
Quick Depression Pro Tip 3™: wipe your face w/ a wet washcloth. or towel. wipes. whatever. just something to make your skin feel a little cleaner.
if you don’t brush your teeth often, scrape your tongue on the cloth when you’re done, to get rid of buildup.
Quick Depression Pro Tip 4™: Granola bars. Granola bars. Everywhere.
Granola bars spilling from your backpack. Granola bars bursting from your drawers. Granola bars dripping from your faucets. Granola bars haunting your nightmares. There is nothing but granola.
It’s so odd when a stranger understands exactly what you do and what you’re feeling. It makes me feel less disgusting and alone. Thank you.
we’ve all been depressed and grody at one point or another. forget love, hate, lust, anger, this is the one true unifying human experience
it makes me so sad that i have to say this but someone being bi does not mean they will cheat on their partners like??? them being attracted to more than one gender does not mean they’re more “prone to cheating” or whatever bullshit you’re spewing because cheating has nothing to do with sexuality, it’s just people being assholes and i am fucking tired of having to say this over and over
I’ve been thinking about this for the last four hours as I tried to finish the story I want to put up today, which most likely will go up tomorrow since I keep redoing scenes.
What if Egos aren’t the only souls that get transported across the multiverse?
What if every soul that is killed before their time has the chance of being reborn in another universe?
What if they discover this by visiting Detriot?
What if the Egos figure out how to go between the dimensions and Bing, Oliver and Green convince Red and Blue to show the others the world they all came from?
What if time moves differently between different dimensions so when they arrive it’s 2050, 12 years after the game took place?
What if everyone is shocked to see Bing grow skinnier, and shorter, features softening into what he looked like originally, finally driving home the act that he’s not purposely irresponsible and immature?
What if the Bots are amazed at how far the Humans and Androids came with living in harmony?
What if Blue and Red grow a little softer to humans, seeing how the group, who every assume are androids since they share the same face, is being treated?
What if Bing, Green, and Oliver want to see if they can track down their old families?
What if Bing has a tearful reunion with his adopted parents, and the group comforts Green at the cemetery where his parents are buried, but the real surprise comes when they track down Olivers family?
What if Oliver is tackled by the family he once took care of, finding the kids older and all grown up and thriving, having lives of their own, but all home for their father’s birthday?
What if the Talia, the oldest daughter of the family who Oliver last saw at the age of 16 but is now nearing 30, untangles herself from the hug pile only to freeze as she sees the surrounding group of egos?
What if the others notice and all grow slightly confused as Oliver goes to explain, only for him, and the rest of the egos to freeze as she utters a single word?
What if the world wasn’t even English, but it had nearly as much weight to the egos that couldn’t understand it as those that could?
What if she had looked directly at Bim and muttered ‘Timeus?’
What if Ruzha had been reborned into the Detriot World after she had been killed, only to be told her memories were just an overactive imagination growing up, for everyone to think that her Abyssal was just a made up language?
What if she believed it for years until she felt the presence of her husband again?
Oliver gives the one and only Bim Trimmer a shovel talk.
Talia tells him he better get ready for more because she needs to catch up to Bim’s Chart.
I hope they have a lot of fun. 🙂
She will sleep with everyone Bim did minus the andriods
Any special reason not the ‘droids?
Like, I can understand why not Ollie or Bing, but why not the others?
Anti- This ain’t fair, why aren’t you going after the bots?!
Ruzha- Oliver literally raised me. I named him for fuck’s sakes. The others bots are his brothers. I’m not sleeping with my uncles!
Bim- Even Sex demons draw the line at Incest dude.
Makes sense.
At least now Bim and Talia have rivals to make this whole thing more spicy
And they also can sleep with each other, which I imagine it is very fun. And loud.
Ruzha is the only one that can make Bim sing 😉
Nice.
What does she think of the Jims? Are they also off the table, even though Bim did sleep with them long long ago?
They’re game to see how she is in bed. Bim literally does not care who else she sleeps with besides comparing notes on how they performed.
She’s a full-blooded Succubus so she has to have sex or she’ll be very weak, so if anyone judges her they just tell them to shove it
I love this family so much
Me as hell
And Ruzha has her loving and loyal Timeus to help her with health problems if needed. 🙂
I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge
Unfridge your wives 2017
Unfridge your wives 2018
“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”
It turns out he’s normally a ray of sunshine and is only Dark Brooding Male Hero mode when he misses her.
Can I offer you this man in these trying times
He’s a broody guy 24/7 but still really loves his wife
I’ve been thinking about this for the last four hours as I tried to finish the story I want to put up today, which most likely will go up tomorrow since I keep redoing scenes.
What if Egos aren’t the only souls that get transported across the multiverse?
What if every soul that is killed before their time has the chance of being reborn in another universe?
What if they discover this by visiting Detriot?
What if the Egos figure out how to go between the dimensions and Bing, Oliver and Green convince Red and Blue to show the others the world they all came from?
What if time moves differently between different dimensions so when they arrive it’s 2050, 12 years after the game took place?
What if everyone is shocked to see Bing grow skinnier, and shorter, features softening into what he looked like originally, finally driving home the act that he’s not purposely irresponsible and immature?
What if the Bots are amazed at how far the Humans and Androids came with living in harmony?
What if Blue and Red grow a little softer to humans, seeing how the group, who every assume are androids since they share the same face, is being treated?
What if Bing, Green, and Oliver want to see if they can track down their old families?
What if Bing has a tearful reunion with his adopted parents, and the group comforts Green at the cemetery where his parents are buried, but the real surprise comes when they track down Olivers family?
What if Oliver is tackled by the family he once took care of, finding the kids older and all grown up and thriving, having lives of their own, but all home for their father’s birthday?
What if the Talia, the oldest daughter of the family who Oliver last saw at the age of 16 but is now nearing 30, untangles herself from the hug pile only to freeze as she sees the surrounding group of egos?
What if the others notice and all grow slightly confused as Oliver goes to explain, only for him, and the rest of the egos to freeze as she utters a single word?
What if the world wasn’t even English, but it had nearly as much weight to the egos that couldn’t understand it as those that could?
What if she had looked directly at Bim and muttered ‘Timeus?’
What if Ruzha had been reborned into the Detriot World after she had been killed, only to be told her memories were just an overactive imagination growing up, for everyone to think that her Abyssal was just a made up language?
What if she believed it for years until she felt the presence of her husband again?
Oliver gives the one and only Bim Trimmer a shovel talk.
Talia tells him he better get ready for more because she needs to catch up to Bim’s Chart.
I hope they have a lot of fun. 🙂
She will sleep with everyone Bim did minus the andriods
Any special reason not the ‘droids?
Like, I can understand why not Ollie or Bing, but why not the others?
Anti- This ain’t fair, why aren’t you going after the bots?!
Ruzha- Oliver literally raised me. I named him for fuck’s sakes. The others bots are his brothers. I’m not sleeping with my uncles!
Bim- Even Sex demons draw the line at Incest dude.
Makes sense.
At least now Bim and Talia have rivals to make this whole thing more spicy
And they also can sleep with each other, which I imagine it is very fun. And loud.
Ruzha is the only one that can make Bim sing 😉
Nice.
What does she think of the Jims? Are they also off the table, even though Bim did sleep with them long long ago?
They’re game to see how she is in bed. Bim literally does not care who else she sleeps with besides comparing notes on how they performed.
She’s a full-blooded Succubus so she has to have sex or she’ll be very weak, so if anyone judges her they just tell them to shove it
I love this family so much
Me as hell
And Ruzha has her loving and loyal Timeus to help her with health problems if needed. 🙂
I’ve been thinking about this for the last four hours as I tried to finish the story I want to put up today, which most likely will go up tomorrow since I keep redoing scenes.
What if Egos aren’t the only souls that get transported across the multiverse?
What if every soul that is killed before their time has the chance of being reborn in another universe?
What if they discover this by visiting Detriot?
What if the Egos figure out how to go between the dimensions and Bing, Oliver and Green convince Red and Blue to show the others the world they all came from?
What if time moves differently between different dimensions so when they arrive it’s 2050, 12 years after the game took place?
What if everyone is shocked to see Bing grow skinnier, and shorter, features softening into what he looked like originally, finally driving home the act that he’s not purposely irresponsible and immature?
What if the Bots are amazed at how far the Humans and Androids came with living in harmony?
What if Blue and Red grow a little softer to humans, seeing how the group, who every assume are androids since they share the same face, is being treated?
What if Bing, Green, and Oliver want to see if they can track down their old families?
What if Bing has a tearful reunion with his adopted parents, and the group comforts Green at the cemetery where his parents are buried, but the real surprise comes when they track down Olivers family?
What if Oliver is tackled by the family he once took care of, finding the kids older and all grown up and thriving, having lives of their own, but all home for their father’s birthday?
What if the Talia, the oldest daughter of the family who Oliver last saw at the age of 16 but is now nearing 30, untangles herself from the hug pile only to freeze as she sees the surrounding group of egos?
What if the others notice and all grow slightly confused as Oliver goes to explain, only for him, and the rest of the egos to freeze as she utters a single word?
What if the world wasn’t even English, but it had nearly as much weight to the egos that couldn’t understand it as those that could?
What if she had looked directly at Bim and muttered ‘Timeus?’
What if Ruzha had been reborned into the Detriot World after she had been killed, only to be told her memories were just an overactive imagination growing up, for everyone to think that her Abyssal was just a made up language?
What if she believed it for years until she felt the presence of her husband again?
Oliver gives the one and only Bim Trimmer a shovel talk.
Talia tells him he better get ready for more because she needs to catch up to Bim’s Chart.
I hope they have a lot of fun. 🙂
She will sleep with everyone Bim did minus the andriods
Any special reason not the ‘droids?
Like, I can understand why not Ollie or Bing, but why not the others?
Anti- This ain’t fair, why aren’t you going after the bots?!
Ruzha- Oliver literally raised me. I named him for fuck’s sakes. The others bots are his brothers. I’m not sleeping with my uncles!
Bim- Even Sex demons draw the line at Incest dude.
Makes sense.
At least now Bim and Talia have rivals to make this whole thing more spicy
And they also can sleep with each other, which I imagine it is very fun. And loud.
Ruzha is the only one that can make Bim sing 😉
Nice.
What does she think of the Jims? Are they also off the table, even though Bim did sleep with them long long ago?
They’re game to see how she is in bed. Bim literally does not care who else she sleeps with besides comparing notes on how they performed.
She’s a full-blooded Succubus so she has to have sex or she’ll be very weak, so if anyone judges her they just tell them to shove it
I’ve been thinking about this for the last four hours as I tried to finish the story I want to put up today, which most likely will go up tomorrow since I keep redoing scenes.
What if Egos aren’t the only souls that get transported across the multiverse?
What if every soul that is killed before their time has the chance of being reborn in another universe?
What if they discover this by visiting Detriot?
What if the Egos figure out how to go between the dimensions and Bing, Oliver and Green convince Red and Blue to show the others the world they all came from?
What if time moves differently between different dimensions so when they arrive it’s 2050, 12 years after the game took place?
What if everyone is shocked to see Bing grow skinnier, and shorter, features softening into what he looked like originally, finally driving home the act that he’s not purposely irresponsible and immature?
What if the Bots are amazed at how far the Humans and Androids came with living in harmony?
What if Blue and Red grow a little softer to humans, seeing how the group, who every assume are androids since they share the same face, is being treated?
What if Bing, Green, and Oliver want to see if they can track down their old families?
What if Bing has a tearful reunion with his adopted parents, and the group comforts Green at the cemetery where his parents are buried, but the real surprise comes when they track down Olivers family?
What if Oliver is tackled by the family he once took care of, finding the kids older and all grown up and thriving, having lives of their own, but all home for their father’s birthday?
What if the Talia, the oldest daughter of the family who Oliver last saw at the age of 16 but is now nearing 30, untangles herself from the hug pile only to freeze as she sees the surrounding group of egos?
What if the others notice and all grow slightly confused as Oliver goes to explain, only for him, and the rest of the egos to freeze as she utters a single word?
What if the world wasn’t even English, but it had nearly as much weight to the egos that couldn’t understand it as those that could?
What if she had looked directly at Bim and muttered ‘Timeus?’
What if Ruzha had been reborned into the Detriot World after she had been killed, only to be told her memories were just an overactive imagination growing up, for everyone to think that her Abyssal was just a made up language?
What if she believed it for years until she felt the presence of her husband again?
Oliver gives the one and only Bim Trimmer a shovel talk.
Talia tells him he better get ready for more because she needs to catch up to Bim’s Chart.
I hope they have a lot of fun. 🙂
She will sleep with everyone Bim did minus the andriods
Any special reason not the ‘droids?
Like, I can understand why not Ollie or Bing, but why not the others?
Anti- This ain’t fair, why aren’t you going after the bots?!
Ruzha- Oliver literally raised me. I named him for fuck’s sakes. The others bots are his brothers. I’m not sleeping with my uncles!
Bim- Even Sex demons draw the line at Incest dude.
Makes sense.
At least now Bim and Talia have rivals to make this whole thing more spicy
And they also can sleep with each other, which I imagine it is very fun. And loud.
Ruzha is the only one that can make Bim sing 😉
Nice.
What does she think of the Jims? Are they also off the table, even though Bim did sleep with them long long ago?
I’ve been thinking about this for the last four hours as I tried to finish the story I want to put up today, which most likely will go up tomorrow since I keep redoing scenes.
What if Egos aren’t the only souls that get transported across the multiverse?
What if every soul that is killed before their time has the chance of being reborn in another universe?
What if they discover this by visiting Detriot?
What if the Egos figure out how to go between the dimensions and Bing, Oliver and Green convince Red and Blue to show the others the world they all came from?
What if time moves differently between different dimensions so when they arrive it’s 2050, 12 years after the game took place?
What if everyone is shocked to see Bing grow skinnier, and shorter, features softening into what he looked like originally, finally driving home the act that he’s not purposely irresponsible and immature?
What if the Bots are amazed at how far the Humans and Androids came with living in harmony?
What if Blue and Red grow a little softer to humans, seeing how the group, who every assume are androids since they share the same face, is being treated?
What if Bing, Green, and Oliver want to see if they can track down their old families?
What if Bing has a tearful reunion with his adopted parents, and the group comforts Green at the cemetery where his parents are buried, but the real surprise comes when they track down Olivers family?
What if Oliver is tackled by the family he once took care of, finding the kids older and all grown up and thriving, having lives of their own, but all home for their father’s birthday?
What if the Talia, the oldest daughter of the family who Oliver last saw at the age of 16 but is now nearing 30, untangles herself from the hug pile only to freeze as she sees the surrounding group of egos?
What if the others notice and all grow slightly confused as Oliver goes to explain, only for him, and the rest of the egos to freeze as she utters a single word?
What if the world wasn’t even English, but it had nearly as much weight to the egos that couldn’t understand it as those that could?
What if she had looked directly at Bim and muttered ‘Timeus?’
What if Ruzha had been reborned into the Detriot World after she had been killed, only to be told her memories were just an overactive imagination growing up, for everyone to think that her Abyssal was just a made up language?
What if she believed it for years until she felt the presence of her husband again?
Oliver gives the one and only Bim Trimmer a shovel talk.
Talia tells him he better get ready for more because she needs to catch up to Bim’s Chart.
I hope they have a lot of fun. 🙂
She will sleep with everyone Bim did minus the andriods
Any special reason not the ‘droids?
Like, I can understand why not Ollie or Bing, but why not the others?
Anti- This ain’t fair, why aren’t you going after the bots?!
Ruzha- Oliver literally raised me. I named him for fuck’s sakes. The others bots are his brothers. I’m not sleeping with my uncles!
Bim- Even Sex demons draw the line at Incest dude.
Makes sense.
At least now Bim and Talia have rivals to make this whole thing more spicy
And they also can sleep with each other, which I imagine it is very fun. And loud.
Small child full of Bees 
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