kairianneyukari:

foxy-mulder:

starlituniverse:

starlituniverse:

DON’T:
-hit them
-yell at them
-wave in their face in excess

DO:
-say their name once or twice
-tap them gently
and if they don’t respond,
-wait patiently for them to snap back into reality

this still applies yo

if it doesn’t subside and it’s not a normal thing for them, it might be more than just zoning out and you should take them to a doctor

^ That last point is super important as seizures can present as “zoning out”. 

linaofthemyscira:

shelby-tay:

queeringfeministreality:

nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

amazing.

Still iconic

Next time this happens to me I’m gonna do this

incorrect-ego-quotes:

Happy Birthday, Bim – You Funky Lil Cannibalistic Gameshow Host

quantummindclassicalheart:

mercuryblacksleg:

Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’

Illumination:

Then they got an idea! An awful idea!

THE BRANDS GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
All the marketers thought, “Why should tickets suffice?
With the Grinch selling knick-knacks, why, we’ll be paid twice!”

Forget all the morals! There’s cash to be made.
From frosting to forklifts to Grinch Gatorade!
Just slap his face on there and tint it with green
And prepare for profits, yes, profits obscene!

From a seasonal, festival holiday grump,
The Grinch had been played for a capital chump.
“No more! Won’t you forget these trinkets?” he pleads.
“Christmas isn’t junk! It’s your bonds and your deeds.”

For a moment, they paused. Was there more to this day
Than products and placements and big bonus pay?
The PR men sniffed and they shrugged and they sighed.
Then they threw him some cash and they went back inside.