Dr. Schneeplestein: Jackie, you don’t abuse drugs, do you?
Jackieboy Man: damn right i abuse drugs, i see a drug, i punch the fuck out of it. get outta here, drugs!
Dr. Schneeplestein: what’s up? i’m back.
Chase Brody: i literally saw you die. you died. you were dead.
Dr. Schneeplestein: death is a social construction.
Bim: what’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
Dr. Iplier: what strain are we talking about here? H1N1? H5–
Bim: one needs tweetment and the other needs oinkment!
Dr. Iplier: [stares back with a look that says ‘kill me’]
I could really use a pedicure. Lol.
at this point I don’t even know what to say
my kids not having no white friends im sorry
reblogging for last comment
“You don’t suffer on the same scale as us so I’m just going to ignore your problems” is not and never will be a good argument.
Like, stop pretending that suffering is a contest. Everybody experiences it differently.
Eric hasn’t even been around for a week and the community has already adopted him, I love it.
my professors: students often write academic pieces in passive voice because they think it makes them sound smarter
me, an intellectual: students use passive voice because passive sentences tend to be longer, and therefore, take up more of the character count
Small child full of Bees 
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