biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

chicken-tendrils:

I used to make my passwords really weird so my parents wouldn’t get into my phones. So before I went to camp last summer I broke my phone screen and my parents took it to get it fixed. They needed the password so they emailed the camp and the camp director came and asked me for the password.

She was expecting some numbers.

I had to look her in the eyes and tell her it was “spaghetti daddy”

i’m so glad i follow you

Imagine this! Google knowing that Bim REAAALLLY wants a baby but due to law enforcement having had past issues with Bim AND Google,they aren’t allowed to adopt a baby from any orphanages,so Google fucking BUILDS them an Android baby that’ll grow like a normal kid,and when Bim sees their smol child,he holds her and cries happy tears!

bingiplierdaily:

That’s so fucking cute and creepy at the same time. Would that make Google the fucking mom because I’m down for that