Cecil: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for, like, a year now. No response. Carlos: Wow. They sound stupid. Cecil: But they’re not! They’re really smart, actually. Just… dense. Carlos: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know, “Hey! I love you!” Cecil: I guess you’re right. Hey Carlos, I love you. Carlos: See? Just say that. Cecil: … Cecil: Holy fucking shit. Carlos: If that flies over their head, then sorry, Cecil, but they’re too dumb for you.
is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child
like every oldest child ik loves coffee, the middle child hates it/prefers tea, and the youngest will drink it but only if its super sweet n has a ton of milk
rb w/ if ur oldest, middle, or youngest child and how u feel about coffee
Small child full of Bees 
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