mackie-winchester:

the-frosty-doctor:

imsuchacapricorn:

toboldlylesbian:

marisatomay:

toboldlylesbian:

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding

please tell me they are all white people

God damn

incorrect-ego-quotes:

King Of The Squirrels: putting “uwu” at the end of a sentence makes that sentence cute and harmless.

Yandereplier: i love you uwu

Bing: i just got food for King and I uwu

Yandereplier: i’ll fucking murder you uwu

Bing: please don’t do that uwu

Yandereplier: no promises uwu