miss job hunting back in the day when you could just ride into town on a horse and be like “i’m a doctor” and everybody was like “cool no need to see if that checks out or anything”
This post has big John mulaney energy
Marvin The Magician: hey, Chase, go jump off a cliff.
Chase Brody: are you insane? no!
Marvin The Magician: do the jump off a cliff challenge–
Chase Brody: [jumps off cliff with camera in hand]
Blank: what are you, older than Jesus?
Mrs. Thompson: only slightly, dear.
Oh Eric.
Wilford: (glares down at Eric) No one can be THAT innocent!
Eric: (stares up, sweating out of nervousness, clutching his handkerchief).
Dark: (sips coffee, reading the news paper) leave him be, Wil.
Wilford: say fuck.
Eric: uh uh um… fffff…frick! (Covers mouth with handkerchief out of shock) I-I’m sorry I cursed!
Dark: (looks up from news paper).
All egos: (stare in awe).
Wilford:… your adorable.
hold on i just had a thought..
you know who would be great friends?
Eric & Google Oliver
Use glamours to make your nipples male presenting
Yep
Yup
yep
Mmhmm
F*** Yes i have..
Friends and more. Very thankful for my time here.
Hope we see us in the after life on twitter, bros!
Yes this is where ive started to become an artist 😢
Yep
I met my gf on tumblr!
a happy boy
Joyous indeed.
Small child full of Bees 
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