nehirose:

dahichu:

scrims:

scrims:

scrims:

ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on  a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the 

I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around

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Whatever I was expecting from this post wasn’t this

this is absolutely one hundred percent my kind of post.

lesbianprincessyue:

xenchow:

illuminati-sympathizer:

freshest-tittymilk:

lizawithazed:

blerdnonbinary:

“The Switch” is the first transgender sitcom in history starring trans/non-binary lead cast, this is EVERYTHING

wait wait did I just watch a trailer for a show where a woman gets fired for being trans, loses her apartment and then moves in with her best friend who is an NB… environmental… assassin??

I… I need to watch this show

Okay but this looks hilarious and I wanna watch it

Okay so the first season is already out and they have to sell 100k copies to get the green light for season 2 so go here http://www.welovetheswitch.com and give them your money

Please tumblr please this has happened a thousand times why couldn’t we learn from all or nothing please just stop

@xenchow it’s real!

The Avengers on Celebrity Family Feud

starksquill:

Host: Name something you pullout.

Peter: Your penis?

Tony: Peter!

Host: Real or fiction, name a famous Willy.

Bucky: Willy the Pooh.

Steve: Bucky, no. Close but no.

Host: Name something you’d pay money to get rid of.

Tony: Your spouse.

Steve: Now that’s just hurtful.

Tony: We aren’t even married, Steve.

Steve: And whose fault is that?

Host: Name a kind of bear.

Steve: Papa.

Sam: Dammit, Steve.

Host: During what month of pregnancy does a woman start to show?

Stephen: September.

Host:

Stephen: I’m a fucking idiot.

Host: Aren’t you a doctor?

Host: Name a small animal that people find just as scary as a big shark.

Rhodey: A chihuahua.

Tony: Come on, Rhodey.

Rhodey: Don’t tell me you don’t remember that devil dog the dude in the dorm next to us had, Tony.

Tony: Not everybody shares your experience.

Host: Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony.

Thor: A horse.

Host: … what?

Thor: A horse.

Thor: I speak from experience. My brother enjoyed his fair share of mischief in our youth.

Host: Name something Russia is famous for.

Natasha: Russians.

Bucky: She’s not wrong.

Host: Name something a burglar wouldn’t want to see when he breaks into a house.

Sam: Naked grandma!

Host: Naked what?

Bruce: I wouldn’t want to see that either.

Host: No one does. It’s just an incredibly specific answer.

Host: Name a yellow fruit.

Bruce: Orange!

Host:

Audience:

Bruce: I … panicked.

Thor: whERE ARE YOUR SEVEN PHDS NOW, BANNER?

markired:

chocolate ending | vanilla ending

I find it interesting how Mark is moving his body a little when he’s speaking, which is pretty normal when you talk, but Dark is not moving at all when he speaks, not even his hands much.

It’s probably related to the shattered spine we didn’t know he had at the time. I wonder of Mark did that intentionally. I wonder how long before we saw it was he thinking about Who Killed Markiplier?