thebluehearted:

Person: I’m not afraid of the dark

Ethan: Oh no… Please don’t do it-

Mark:… OH-REALLY?!*grabs Dark and shoves him towards him*THEN TAKE HIM.

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Person:The dark isn’t very scary…

Mark: *suddenly makes Dark appear and holds his shoulders*ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!

Person: Who turned off the lights?! It’s really dark in here!

Mark: IT’S NOT DARK-

Dark: IF YOU DARE TOUCH ME I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.

Mark: *points*He’s Dark.

Dark:![demonic screech]

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Persom:Woooowww-that’s some pretty dark humor right there!

Mark:…?YOU WANNA SEE DARK HUMOR?! *literally shaking Dark’s shoulders aggressivly*LAUGH!

Dark: [inhumanly loud screech of rage]I HAVE RIGHTS.

huffle-puff-fander:

Oh Eric.

Wilford: (glares down at Eric) No one can be THAT innocent!

Eric: (stares up, sweating out of nervousness, clutching his handkerchief).

Dark: (sips coffee, reading the news paper) leave him be, Wil.

Wilford: say fuck.

Eric: uh uh um… fffff…frick! (Covers mouth with handkerchief out of shock) I-I’m sorry I cursed!

Dark: (looks up from news paper).

All egos: (stare in awe).

Wilford:… your adorable.