soldierpallaton:

your-villainous-neighbour:

heartachemotel:

eratomusings:

eratomusings:

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus.

Zeus:

Please pay attention!

bechuman:

I’m currently making my Redbubble!!

But I have no idea how to make it!

So I just added my drawing!!!! I don’t know how this works!!!!

So, if you’re interested in something like this,

Or this,

And these things.

Please check the link: https://www.redbubble.com/people/bechuman

If there is something wrong or if you want something, just tell me(Because I didn’t touch anything except my drawing. Even price. Cause I’m scared. help)

Okay, that’s it! Thanks for reading!

I also like the idea that dark acts all intimidating and scary around people but he’s really not, and all the ipliers know this. He’s literally just a perpetually tired dad that’s constantly drunk on coffee. The septics all think he’s terrifying until the ipliers invite them all over for a group hangout and dark comes trudging out of his office looking like he hasn’t slept in days, his suit is rumpled and his hair is a mess and he’s got bags under his eyes. Dark doesn’t even notice them 1/?

darkwarf:

And all the septics tense up, even anti, like they’re expecting a bomb to go off or something but dark stumbles past them and into the kitchen for a cup of of coffee and he comes back out and finally sees that all the ipliers and septics have gathered in his living for god knows what. Antis squinting at dark like he’s a completely different person because this was Not how he acted when they filmed anti vs dark and the septics get more and more uneasy and the ipliers think it’s so funny 2/?

They’re silently laughing because they know dark isn’t going to do anything other than sulk because of the inevitable noise he’s going to have to deal with, and finally dark just sighs and stumbles back into his office (if the septics even slightly looked around the corner and peeked into the office, they would see an absolute disaster zone) nearly running into a wall in the process, and the septics are so confused but also relieved in a weird way because at least dark hasn’t murdered them 3/?

And as the septics spend more time around the Iplier household they do realize dark isn’t as intimidating as he’s made himself out to be. He’s half asleep most of the time and he scolds them if they do something stupid like he’s their collective dad. And dark is definitely less scary when they realize how short he is when Wil throws an arm around him one early morning as he’s swaying in the kitchen and waiting for yet another pot of coffee to be done 4/4

ihsdfuisdfsdsdg YES i love totally not scary dark whose all bark and no bite

ironwoman359:

today-only-happens-once:

lacrimosathedark:

Is there a tag people use for shipping a Side with Thomas? Because it makes me really uncomfortable and I never want to see it ever. No shame if you like it but it’s not my cup of tea so I’d rather avoid it.

If there isn’t one, maybe one can be made so that people who do enjoy it can find it more easily and people who don’t can block it?

I haven’t had a need for this tag before, but maybe “TSxSides”? Would that work, perhaps?

#signal boost #and also if there already is one because i honestly do not know#i think having a tag for that is a really smart idea though#both so people who want to read that can find it and also for others to block it

^^I wholeheartedly agree with these tags, and TSxSides sounds like a good one to use.

markiplier-egos:

Sooo I saw John Mulaney on Sunday

The best part of the show was during the first joke he gets really loud then noticed there was a dog in the front row and he then spent the next three minutes apologizing for scaring the dog and asking for the dogs name (it was Blanket btw) and trying to promise to be quieter and not swear for the dogs sake before realizing he couldn’t do that since his whole show revolves around loud noises.

He then struts across the stage to the the other front section and says they aren’t as fun because they don’t have a dog only for a girl in the fourth row to tell him that they did. He froze asked where in a really quiet voice and she pointed to the couple in front of her that low and behold had a Golden at their side named Horton.

He kept going back to the dogs every third joke or so and told us after seeing Horton and Blanket he seriously thought of having a Dogs only show sometime.

disgusting-enby:

helloema5:

disgusting-enby:

helloema5:

annevbonny:

annevbonny:

annevbonny:

white people are monsters lmfao

anyway tear gas is actually a fucking nerve agent that can absolutely kill you and even though governments think its cool to spray it on kids the geneva convention disagrees

i’ve been thinking about this all day. speaking as a person who has been tear gassed to hell and back i wouldn’t fucking wish that sensation on my worst enemy let alone CHILDREN. it’s beyond words. don’t believe people when they tell you it’s for crowd control. it’s not. it’s to make crowds PANIC. it’s to make you fear for your life. it’s to make you feel like you’re dying. it can trigger panic attacks and asthma attacks in young people and heart attacks in the elderly. it’s fucking unconscionable is what it is and every single government who uses it should be shamed for eternity

a simple google search shows its only prohibited in warfare not in police or riot control use , a taser can be deadly but its a non lethal weapon , it sure better than a life bullet .

i dont get this , what should be done to stop a horde ? greet them with hugs ?

@ not understanding there is something deeply wrong w police using an agent that even soldiers are not allowed to use

@ dehumanizing migrants by calling them a horde

@ being so brainwashed you panic when you see large groups of brown people & your first thought is that you need to “”stop them””

Hmmm and is it ethical to cross a border illegally, especially when you are offered asylm in a safe country?

I don’t get this way of thinking, they are literally forcing themselves on a country and you expect what? What do you think the reprecasion of this is? And if they are allowed in, should the US allow the next waves in, can I come to the US and over stay my visa and you pay for my expenses as long as Iive there?

Is it moral to tear gas unarmed migrants who’ve walked thousands of miles to attempt to seek asylum as they flee the threat of death & violence? Also, how old were you when your empathy was replaced by xenophobia?

Nobody is forcing their way in you fucking sheep. Nobody is invading, swarming, or taking over the United States. Nobody is stealing our jobs or taking advantage of the welfare system en masse.

These are human beings seeking asylum & the ‘reprocussions’ for that are not to be gassed.

Yes, immigrants fleeing terror & violence & death should be allowed into our country lmao. Always & forever.

Immigrants aren’t scary, the ‘demographic shift’ isn’t scary, people seeking asylum aren’t scary. Congrats on gobbling up anti-immigrant propaganda bullshit straight from the leaking assholes of white supremacists.

stripedroseandsketchpads:

sapphicvevo:

bara-paladin:

In 2019 we grow from sex positivity to sex responsibility, meaning we:

  • call out shitty people who are just abusers and using kink/polyamory to mask it and stop supporting them
  • recognize that sometimes hypersexuality can be a form a self-harm for some people
  • keep kinks and fetishes in appropriate spaces and not bringing them out into general public spaces and thereby involving people in scenes they aren’t consenting to 
  • understand that some fetishes are inherently unhealthy and some illegal to actually engage in for good reason and ignoring that is irresponsible at best
  • teaching teenagers safe sex but not encouraging them to engage or seek out dangerous sexual situations or sex with a partner who doesn’t care about them in an attempt to be ‘sexually liberated’ 

– Recognizing that fetishization doesn’t benefit sexual, gender or ethnic minorities

-Respecting people who choose not to have sex/date in a secular sense for religious reasons instead of mocking

-Respecting people who choose not to have sex, period, regardless of reason