REMEMBER! It’s not all about anti! If there’s no overnight watch like last year that’s okay! Charity is charity! We should be happy for Sean nonetheless!

You deserve better.

Source: positive-memes

incorrect-egos-quotes:

Marvin, taking another shot of espresso: God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16

azkaabanter:

ladyyinburgundy:

marvelmisha:

pizzapopolis:

jenroses:

johanirae:

caressthosecheekbones:

conversationswithjohnlock:

kaeltale:

namesonboats:

andordean:

a-daks:

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

Canon: They lived in modern times and did modern things!

Fanfic: “And they boarded the Titanic on a cold day in 1912…”

clintbaton:

saverockandroll:

u ever hear a drum beat that changes ur life

jacksinsanity:

If Marvin was a cat

Beautiful, magical

If Jameson was a cat

Dapper, handsome

If Jackieboy was a cat

Cool, brave

If Henrik was a cat

Sophisticated, calm

If Chase was a cat

Protective, fun

And Anti

Thinks he’s scary but is actually just a bit grumpy

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

brokenlogicandfandomtrash:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

space-turtle-woes:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

shoutout to people going through puberty, that shit is exhausting

Extra shoutout to the people going through puberty twice cause the first time wasn’t the right way

respect

I have the blog colors thing on and

Beautiful.

of all the outcomes in all the universes this is the best possible result

partywithponies:

censorbotoffical:

partywithponies:

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

beepboop. censorbot approved

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

LOL ok you reblogged pedophilic content but I’m the rude one cuz I’m complaining, ok!!! If you don’t do the bare minimum to look up who you’re reblogging from and what you’re posting about that then you’re a fucking dumbass bitch!! 🔪🔪🔪 You’re one more awful post away from me taking screenshots and sending them to my chat so everyone can make sure to stay the FUCK away from you. Thin ice my friend.

Hey anon! I had no idea that anything was wrong with the content creator and was just trying to have fun!! How about you quit being a rude ass bitch and just politely inform me I could be reblogging something from an unsavory person? I had no idea. I don’t condone their actions. I don’t know why it’s my responsibility to always check people’s pasts before I reblog something. Also?? Send screenshots to your chat!! If they’re as unpleasant as you, I don’t want them here!! Have a nice life, you’re not obligated to follow me.

Source: helloiamdepressed