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Happy Ego Holidays- Dreidel

Silver holds his breath as Host spins the dreidel, playing nervously with the hem of his ‘happy Chanukah’ sweater. The little wooden top spins and spins about until it flops over with a clatter, the ‘Nun’ side sticking up in the air. After a quick narration, Host sighs and passes it to Silver.

“Your luck is really really shitty,” Silver quips, spinning the dreidel. It spins and spins until it lands on Shin, Silver swearing under his breath and tossing a chocolate coin into the ‘pot’ in the center.

Host smirks, taking the dreidel from Silver for his next turn.

“Seems as if your luck is equally shitty, Silver, my friend,” He spins, and the dreidel lands on Hay, Silver groaning as Host takes half of the whole pile of chocolate coins in the center, along with some of his own. They had decided to keep the center pot instead of dividing it perfectly between the two of them after a long, long argument over the rules, since Silver’s family played it one way, and Host insisted on playing the other way.

“I thought Dr. Schneeplstein would’ve joined us by now,” Silver asks, spinning once more. Nun. Dammit!

“He’s busy,” Host responds, eating one of his chocolate pieces of gelt, “family shit, he gets to see his kids today.”

“Well that’s good,” Silver cracks his knuckles as Host gets Nun, and passes him the dreidel, “because he won’t have to watch me kick your ass.”

Host smirks cockily at him as Silver runs his fingers over the polished wood of the dreidel, looking at the whole pile. Quickly, he spins the dreidel and crosses his fingers as it twirls along the table, wobbling and tilting until it lands, Silver gasping as the red painted Gimmel sign makes itself shown. Silver whoops and begins to collect the pile, drawing all the coins close to him, feeling like a dragon gazing over its hoard.

Host reaches under the table and pulls out another bag of chocolate coins, dumping the lot out onto the table.

“Ready for round two?”

“You already know.”

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Alright ladies we need another lesbian icon aside Thor so i present:

T’challa, king of the lesbians

Alright when thors called a lesbo icon its okay but when its tchalla, the second man we are claiming its suddenly “enough” what?? Hmm i smell racism

Yall white lesbians are mad about this post please spread this around more

Aneka and Ayo are former Dora Milaje that are a couple in the comics. So this is basically canon.

Thor: dumb sports lesbians who love beer and brawling. Bad at fashion and talking to girls

T’challa: refined combat lesbians who love trees and dancing under the moonlight. Excellent at talking to girls and being fashionable without trying.

The dichotomy we need

#excuse u thor is great at talking to girls and t’challa literally can’t talk to his crush

exactly, thor attracts hopeless lesbians who desperately want advice from this Smooth Motherfucker and t’challa attracts smooth lesbians who like, see this trash pile and are like “he’s the worst we need to help him”

I say Thor is the butch lesbian and T’challa the femme 

anon was kind of rude, but the creator of ava’s demon is actually a pedo, that’s been confirmed for a while. and I would also appreciate it a lot if you would put in some more effort to make sure that sort of content doesn’t end up on my dashboard.

I was actually just responding to the earlier anon. Though their message was rude, I did indeed discover there was some merit to their claims, the creator being involved in controversies I had not heard of before today. I will henceforth be removing Ava’s Demon content from my blog and no longer following the comic.

But to the earlier anon, there’s not reason to call me a dumbass for not knowing about these controversies. Just say “Hey, X person has done gross things by doing Y” I apologize if my response yesterday came off aloof or snappish.

♥ Erik and Derek

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When their dad wasn’t forcing them to work in the warehouse, they and their other brothers would take trips up the mountain behind the warehouse for picnics and games.

Those days were highlights of their childhoods and all the brothers put aside their differences and grudges on those days and acted like loving brothers should.