5, 8, 10 Derek

markiplier-egos:

5. Guilty pleasures

pretending to be asleep to just think. He convinced all his brothers and father that he’s a very heavy sleeper since he would just keep his eyes closed and face flat when they shook him.

He also pretended he didn’t share the same sweet tooth that all his brothers did, but steal all the sweets in the house without anyone knowing it was him.  

8. Bad memories/experiences

His death for one for sure, which goes along with watching his brothers dying (including watching Eric die from his place where he watched over him after his death)

Others include watching his father neglect his brothers and forcing them to compete for love and recognition, their mother trying to run off with his youngest brothers, Eric and Maric, only for her to die and Eric to lose his legs, Maric being paralyzed from the waist down. 

10. Fears/phobias

Not surprising he has Trochophobia: the fear of being on a truck or bus. Also, he has monophobia: the fear of being alone or isolated and Cleithrophobia: the fear of being trapped. The Monophobia comes from never being alone with 15 brothers, especially as the oldest, and the Cleithrophobia is from not dying instantly in the bus crash, instead being trapped in the metal coffin surrounded by his dying and dead brothers. 

What do young graeldurs look like?

spaceiplier:

So this is young Tyler, his shell is hard but it hasn’t started growing yet

So, they start out with no hard outer shell when they’re born and so their parents have to take great care to keep them safe and warm. This lasts for maybe the first year or so of life and at about 1 ish they will start to develop a thin outer shell. This outer shell will continue to get harder as they age until they hit puberty, where the shell starts to grow outward and become more rock like.

-gober

Icarly was fucking terrifying

nerd-arcana:

thenixkat:

phony-time-traveler:

Sam knocked out a female heavy weight wrestler in one move, after directly asking her “Hey I’m pissed wanna throw down” and getting consent. She was 100% prepared for combat at that moment.

Freddy Hacked into a military computer, made a youtube video that could permanently damage your eyes, and also turned a toy gun into a functional laser gun.

Spencer had the gift of pyrokinesis which went off at random and this was treated as only a medium inconvenience.

Carly was able to manipulate all 3 of these people, one of them being her legal guardian. Sam and Freddy were said to be able to argue indefinitely, Sam even getting into a fight with her mom for so long the therapist who forced them into conversation nearly went insane.

Yet Carly could just say “Hey guys shut up” and they would stop talking right away.

Didn’t they have a rival who was pretty much just a straight up supervillain?

Neville has, on multiple occasions, used legal loopholes as well as lots of money to endanger and inconvenience the main characters. In short, he is literally indistinguishable from Lex Luthor

nuttyrabbit:

w3rewolf-th3rewolf:

theunbrilliant:

‘childhood is when you idolize Batman adulthood is when you realize that the Joker makes more sense’ – this is the most Reddit thing I’ve read all day.

#I thought adulthood was feeling bad for all the stupid bullshit commissioner gordon had to put up with  (geologicadept)

Childhood is idolizing Batman, adolescence is thinking the Joker is right, adulthood is realizing that Gordon absolutely doesn’t get paid enough for this shit

browngirlsgang:

gaygothur:

We’re getting pretty close to having adults who weren’t alive during 9/11, and we really need to admit at this point that the overemphasis on 9/11 in the US is just a propaganda machine to indoctrinate the younger generations into nationalism and to justify all the horrible war crimes the US committed in the Middle East, and the continued mistreatment and distrust towards refugees.

more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody gives a shit because we can’t use it to justify imperialism

thecanonasexual:

So Iiiiiii need $200 by monday so I can get surgery. I really REALLY need to get this surgery. I just lost my job because of this injury and I don’t know what else to do at this point

If you can help or reblog or anything please, PLEASE consider doing so. This is my paypal link please just reblog if you can’t help I’m. Extremely desperate at this point.