reverseblackholeofwords:

huffle-puff-fander:

Oh Wilford.

Eric: uh Mr. Warfstache? Why does-does my name tag say Eric warfstache?

Wilford: (breaks into a sweat) uh oops my bad uh. Here if you want to fix it sign uh here (holds out paper).

Eric: (looks at paper) uh Mr. Warfstache, this is an-an adoption paper.

Wilford: oh what?! Man my bad again… you can still sign it.

Yes.

aqueerkettleofish:

emeebee:

purified-zone:

xelamanrique318:

urgonnaloveme:

why

LET HER SPEAK

i knew working 500 jobs and getting 3,000 masters degrees wasnt the healthiest way to live

Hey calm down. It’s incredible. Barbie talks about feeling pressure to be happy all the time but she isn’t and she gives the little kids watching this reassurance that their feelings are valid. It’s really really cool.

She also addresses other important things in her vlogs like the reflex lots of girls have to apologize for things even when they aren’t your fault and her sister Stacie’s trouble with shyness and a bully and how maybe sometimes it’s best to just walk away from bullies and standing up for your dreams and the dream gap and the harm that “it was just a joke” does.

She also does silly things and food challenges and stuff but she also talks about more serious topics and it’s wonderful. 

We do not disrespect Barbie in this house.

felixthethief:

potamideriver:

apersnicketylemon:

Just a reminder, but you do not need to “earn” being tired.

You’re allowed to be tired, even if you haven’t “done” anything and you’re allowed to be tired even if you did less than someone else.

Being tired is a normal thing your body does for a whole plethora of reasons, and is a basic bodily function. You don’t need to “earn” basic bodily functions, no matter what anyone else tells you.

hey hey hey this is really important, especially as a reminder to people with disorders that cause chronic exhaustion.

Thanks for the info

artemistheartist:

impulsebyimpulse:

chubbinafatzarelli:

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language
Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round
After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

sokodraws:

professor mark

finished a drawing i started back in february cause i didn’t want it sitting in my wip folder going into 2019 lol

originally inspired by mark’s round glasses

my artstyle changed a heckton since then so this came out all kerfuckled but oh well

(PLEASE DON’T COPY/EDIT/USE/REPOST, REBLOG INSTEAD)

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