Small child full of Bees

This Tik-Tok shit funny lowkey 💀💀💀

blackgirlshit:

90svigilante:

fluffgawd:

Pls teach your son how to apologize.

Pls teach your daughter to not measure her strength by how much pain she can endure

^^^^ that part

FUCKING YES

i-love-chase-brody:

I just don’t stop making these, do I?

Source: ancap-curt

joshsundquist:

Everyone deserves the opportunity to dress their best. That’s why I’m so glad to be able to share Tommy Hilfiger’s innovative #TommyAdaptive collection with you. #TommyPartner

Source: berniesrevolution

hrefnatheravenqueen:

When even the mainstream media sees that @staff is okay with nazis while getting offended at the female nipple.

leecario:

kittenfossils:

comcastkills:

I literally can’t figure out what this means.

i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me

Doctor: you have the flu

Me cocking my gun: like hell I do

Source: pelkoja

flouryhedgehog:

glumshoe:

Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.”
Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.”
Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh before.”
Robot: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny.”

Hello 911 I’d like to report a violation of the First Law of Robotics, this robot just straight up murdered a human

Source: fromacomrade