lacigreen:

vegancumbucket:

wnslw:

“never again”

This image is one of the most powerful pro-choice images I’ve ever seen. When I saw it in the newspaper I immediately cut it out and hung it on my wall.

This is not my image. I’m using it with permission from Arthur Newspaper.

The sad part is a lot of people don’t even understand what the hanger represents. Awful.

abortions will always occur, let’s make them as safe as possible.

hundreds of thousands of women died and continue to die due to no access to safe and legal abortion care.  abortion access is a life or death issue.

bingiplierdaily:

The appearance of new Egos was always exciting. Being one of the oldest, the King of the Squirrels always made sure to meet them and try to be friends with them.

Derrick Derrickson was not going to be one of his friends. He was an unequivocal dick who was very mean to his son, Erik Derrickson. Some of his subjects decided to eat Derrick’s underwear as revenge for Erik. The King strongly advised against that, but they were probably going to ignore him. Meanwhile, he went to visit Erik.

Erik had been practically glued to Dr. Iplier’s side for ages, but today, he was just sitting outside in the forest, under a tree. The King approached him, purposefully making noise so he wouldn’t startle the boy.

“H-hello? Who’s there?”

“Hey, hey, I’m a friend.” He stepped in front of Erik a small distance away. “I’m the King of the Squirrels. You’re Erik, right?”

“Y-yeah.”

“I just wanted to say hi. We don’t get new Egos often, and my subjects already seem to like you, so I am looking forward to getting to know you better.”

“Your subjects? The squirrels, right?”

“Yes. Do you want to meet one?”

“I…usually whenever I’m around animals they always die for some reason…I don’t want that to happen to your subjects.”

“Alright. I won’t force you.” The King sat down next to Erik.

“I do like animals though…they like me more than most people.”

“Dr. Iplier likes you.”

“I know. He tells me all the time.” Erik smiled. “He’s nice.”

“Yeah.”

Neither of them said anything for a moment. The forest was quiet.

“Do you live out here? With the squirrels?” Erik asked.

“Yes. I have my own nest in one of the biggest trees out here. That way, if something happens during the night, I can be there faster.”

“Is it nice?”

“Yeah. It’s easier to see the stars out here.”

“What do you do when its cold? And stormy?”

“There’s an old cabin out here with a fireplace. If it’s really bad, I have a room in the offices we can hide out in.”

“Does that happen a lot around here?”

“No, thankfully.”

“Ok. That’s good. I don’t like storms that much. They’re too loud.”

“Yeah. I know. They always scare the kits out of their nests.”

“Kits?”

“Baby squirrels.”

“Oh…oh no!”

“They’re smart though, they know where to hide so they don’t get hurt. They’re fine, I promise.”

A squirrel hopped down from a tree and chittered something in the King’s ear.

“What? Is something happening?” Erik

“Dr. Iplier’s in the woods. He seems to be looking for you.”

“Oh! I should get back, I didn’t tell him I left.”

Just then, Dr. Iplier walked over from the woods, a squirrel on his shoulder. The squirrel hopped away as he walked over to Erik. “What’cha doing out here kid?”

“I-It got a l-little overwhelming inside and I w-wanted to get away from it…”

“Well, that’s alright! If you need to get out, you’re always allowed to do that.”

“R-Really?”

“Yeah. The King will watch over you, so you don’t need to worry about anything.”

Erik looked at the King, and the King nodded. “Even if I’m not there, the squirrels are everywhere. You’ll always be safe.”

“Th-thank you!” Erik ran over and wrapped Dr. Iplier in a hug. The King smiled. Erik looked so happy.

Then, Erik wrapped the King in a hug. He squeaked, not expecting it.

“Thanks for being nice to me.” Then he left, walking with Dr. Iplier, talking about something that they both seemed excited about.

It was sweet.

(Have a cute thing!!💙💜)

thebluehearted:

Person: I’m not afraid of the dark

Ethan: Oh no… Please don’t do it-

Mark:… OH-REALLY?!*grabs Dark and shoves him towards him*THEN TAKE HIM.

—-

Person:The dark isn’t very scary…

Mark: *suddenly makes Dark appear and holds his shoulders*ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!

Person: Who turned off the lights?! It’s really dark in here!

Mark: IT’S NOT DARK-

Dark: IF YOU DARE TOUCH ME I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.

Mark: *points*He’s Dark.

Dark:![demonic screech]

—-

Persom:Woooowww-that’s some pretty dark humor right there!

Mark:…?YOU WANNA SEE DARK HUMOR?! *literally shaking Dark’s shoulders aggressivly*LAUGH!

Dark: [inhumanly loud screech of rage]I HAVE RIGHTS.

inkabelledesigns:

spookyghostiesandthings:

derpomatic:

glumshoe:

semoka:

glumshoe:

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set.

Misdirection – “Get him, Lasereye!”
“Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

This is my cup of tea.