jesus: if you literally do nothing else just please. be nice to people
american christians: so basically i should just be really mean to people. just like be super cunty for no reason and get really self-righteous about it. right jesus?
you ever think about how it was never stated who created coco from fosters home for imaginary friends and she was just found in a jungle and she can just create anything by laying an egg
i choose to believe she is a god
nvm so i was reading her wiki and
her body is a plane
she can create anything that a little girl would need to survive
Quick reminder from Beatrice, don’t internalized mental baggage stuff. It helps to talk to someone. I have the tendency to internalized problems and then they just get bigger and bigger and bigger.
Talk to people if you’re feeling anxious or depressed or just generally not great, physically or emotionally. Journals may also help.
This has been a quick reminder from Beatrice.
On that note, does anyone know of a good daily journal mental health type app? I do think it would be beneficial to me to start journaling and I want to know what apps people recommend. Thanks.
Quick reminder from Beatrice, don’t internalized mental baggage stuff. It helps to talk to someone. I have the tendency to internalized problems and then they just get bigger and bigger and bigger.
Talk to people if you’re feeling anxious or depressed or just generally not great, physically or emotionally. Journals may also help.
*Horrified alien voice* So you’re telling me that you stick this blood-filled sack of skin and nerves inside of a moist, dripping flesh cavern, then millions of tiny white swimming worms come gushing out of the blood-filled sack and into that cavern, where they seek out this relatively giant “egg” and one of them invades and infects the egg… then the infected egg attaches itself to one of your internal organs, grows inside of you, and for nine entire months this parasite grows inside your body, eating your blood and squishing your organs, until it forces itself out of the same small opening the blood-filled sack went into, causing tearing, bleeding, pain, and screaming, there’s feces, piss, and effluvia EVERYWHERE, and even then you have to physically cut the parasite off of the host? And you could DIE doing all this? Then, the parasite is born helpless and is dependent on you for at least 16 MORE YEARS??? And this is how you REPRODUCE??!??! That’s like something out of a horror movie! On my planet, we just grow these buds that fall off, they go off and do their own thing, and don’t come back until they’re old enough to learn new things from us. Man, you humans are terrifying monstrosities!
What, there’s MORE? Wait, you mean that every month, the ones with the flesh caverns get punished by their bodies for not becoming infected with a parasite, by LOSING PARTS OF THEIR INTERNAL ORGANS, AND BLEEDING COPIOUSLY??? And they don’t DIE??? And this goes on every month for as long as FORTY YEARS??? Why aren’t you worshiping them as LIVING DEITIES??? I feel if they’re doing all that, they should be waited on hand and foot, with some of their devotees slitting their own throats in glorious self-sacrifice to the Great Bleeding Ones, at the very least.
Food is what fuels us and allows us to exist throughout the day: Without those 70 calories, simple daily activities like this wouldn’t even be possible. So to believe that those calories need to instantly and inherently be exercised away is harmful and downright untrue.
–> Exercise is not a punishment for eating food.
–> Calories do not instantly need to be negated by exercise.
Your body is going to continue burning calories and using up energy whether or not you do a thousand jumping jacks. Trying to “balance” out your caloric intake like this will doubtless lead to an abusive and unhealthy relationship with food. Please don’t think of calories as something bad or guilty – You need them. They’re here to help your body and support your activity, not serve as a shameful source of fitness motivation.
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Exercise is not a punishment for eating food.”
It definitely feels like punishment or is taught like it is.
That’s why i say forget watching my diet… And i only do physical activities enjoy. Being active at all is better than not at all. I’ve seen much better result this way and I’m not getting burnt out at the gym as quickly.
Remember when tumblr turned off replies for like a whole year because they worked on a new system but apparently couldn’t let the old one stay meanwhile for some reason
Remember when tumblr was actively asking ppl to stop using the third party extension “missing e”(forefather to xkit) because apparently they didn’t wanna admit its the only way that’d make it bearable to even use tumblr.
Remember when tumblr purged users who uploaded audio posts of copyrighted music. Not removing the posts but the accounts would risk being deactivated if they had even one audio post.
Remember when tumblr made a “pinned post” feature so other blogs pinned posts was always at the top of your dashboard and you couldn’t remove it.
Remember how you could risk deleting your whole account when you just wanted to delete a sideblog
Remember when ask posts wasn’t rebloggable
remember when you had to scroll back to the top of the post to like/reblog it
Fun fact: she left Yahoo citing the staggering incompetence of management and development teams. She was brought in to salvage Yahoo and they proceeded to ignore her and belittle her every chance she got.
I’ve read that it’s a known phenomenon, where a woman is hired or promoted into a position after the project has become a guaranteed disaster, so she takes the fall.
Small child full of Bees 
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